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As a refresher, let me begin with the lighter side of life…
The following has been taken from Fun In Life, a blog which im a very regular reader of, very which originally quoted the post from another blog.
# A computer without Windows is like a fish without a bicycle
# Scared of speed? If so, then try Windows.
# Windows and DOS — a turtle and it’s shell (<– shell.. got it?)
# The word “Windows” is a word out of an old dialect of the Apaches. It means: “White man staring through glass-screen onto an hourglass…”
# Bugs come in through open Windows.
# I still miss Windows, but my aim is getting better.
# Hiroshima ‘45…Tschernobyl ‘86…Windows ‘95… Windows ‘98…
# A fool and his money are soon using Windows.
# Windows is a pane in the ASCII 
# Microsoft broke Volkswagen’s world record: Volkswagen only made 22 million bugs!
# I once heard Bill Gates say, “WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an ‘invalid page fault’??! Only Microsoft programs have the code to do that!”
# Windows found - Remove? (Y)es (S)ure (F)ine (O)K (G)reat!
# Two computer people discussing those old stories about Bill Gates’ name adding up to 666 in ASCII:
“I hear that if you play the NT 4.0 CD backwards, you get a satanic
message“
“…That’s nothing. If you play it forward, it installs NT 4.0!“
# To segfault is human; to bluescreen moronic.
# Why use Windows, when linux gives you the whole house?
# The best Windows accelerator is that which works at 9.8 m/s2!
# Computers are like air conditioners, dont open Windows if you want them to work properly.
# Micro$oft should switch to vacuum cleaner business, where people actually want their products to suck
To finish it off, “The box said, works with Windows Vista or better… so I installed linux!”
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